Soft, lived-in tee with attitude — a garment-dyed cotton shirt that wears like an old favorite. The bold vintage-style lettering reads “Before I was a mama I was a menace to society,” surrounded by playful stars and hand signs. It’s roomy and relaxed for school runs, playground rescues, or coffee-fueled mornings, and the heavyweight cotton and garment-dye finish give it a cozy, broken-in feel that grows better with every wash. Colors run warm and muted thanks to the post-construction dyeing, so each shirt has a slightly unique, vintage character.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear - Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and subtly vintage color - Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability - Sizes S–4XL (select partners); pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
